You Lose
* North Korea isn't building nuclear bombs this week. [ NYT ]
* With hard work, any American can become president of the United States. $200 million may also be helpful. [ NYT , WP ]
* No matter what it may cost to run for president, lying to voters about what your administration will cost them is still free. [ NYT ]
* One of those Republican guys dropped out. You know, the kind of nutty one who always talks about faith and giving the surge time to work. [ Politico ]
* Let's everybody keep voting on ceremonial resolutions so's we can keep this Iraq thing going forever. [ Roll Call ]
* Tim Russert just barely prevented Jim Webb from shooting Lindsey Graham. [ The Hill ]
* Coming soon to theaters everywhere, "The Two Americas," starring John Edwards. [ Politico ]
* Crazed, heavily-armed Mexicans are using our National Monuments to grow their intoxicating marihuana plant to sell to your children on their school trips. [ WT ]