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Looks like George W. Bush's commemorative Fleshlight sends out a shit ton of tweets when that happens.

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A Fleshlight might not rat you out, but it also isn't going to apologize to you after you get busted for beating the hell out of it.

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One has a reasonably life-like always-willing hole in which to jam your raging boner until completion, and the other doesn't even require President Bush to get a half-chub first.

Advantage: Ari Fleischer

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I'm wondering if Dubya ever finished My Little Goat afore he got his fleshlight out and commenced to orgasm about the goat fuckers what cant fly planes without hitting buildings

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Seems to me you ought to be able to capture some of the energy that the user pumps into this thing.

Hmm...

I'll be in my <strike>bunk</strike> workshop.

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It's OK . . . we got even by killing thousands of unsuspecting Iraqis.

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Not the "wrong" nation ... Cheney and his gang of neocon death-eaters knew exactly what they were doing.

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Only if you flick the switch...just......right.......

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Never forget! Selectively.

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PicoBong- only available in Colorado and Washington State

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More like a Motel 6

"We'll leave the fleshlight on"

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OK, which one of you fucked the alien?

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Heinz <strike>57</strike> 58 Varieties

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<i>how George W. Bush saved us that day</i>

And yea I say unto you, they shall raise up the least among them to the highest post and he shall appear as a monkee and shall be called "W".

The sheep shall follow and the lies shall flow like water from the sea. They shall proclaim his deceptions and follow him unto war with the wrong nation.

And The Cheney will shoot a guy in the face.

- Lobotomy 9:11

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The perfect gift for "Wingnut Christmas" aka 9/11. Makes fapping to Twin Towers videos SO much more enjoyable.

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