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bobbert's avatar

I didn't have a lot of trouble translating his bullshit into "House ________".

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Duh.

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Ah, you read it the same way I did.

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That's a very perceptive comment. Also, there's a decent chance he was a BG and retired up.

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I've always loved the phrase "due respect".

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Django, maybe?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

cleanup on aisle three...

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he was too busy bandaging the inside of his mouth

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it was called National Geographic. I remember <strike> fapping to</strike> looking at all the topless natives they used to feature

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accidentally...

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would you prefer cancer, heart disease or should we just lop off a limb and let you bleed out? I'm offering choices here, because I care about you...

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except most of that is done by Messicans these days, only they call it Tejano

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I'm changing my vote to Adrianne

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and he's a Commie

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desperation- dumb as they are, they can see the writing on the wall

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SullivanSt's avatar

I'm truly impressed.

I thought the white leadership having to get rid of black leadership and install their own preferred figureheads was unbeatable.

The house work literally left me with my jaw hanging, uncontrollable for about 15 seconds

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