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Vienna Woods's avatar

That would be one hell of a high nipple.

Vienna Woods's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=DO-859PalUY" target="_blank">More like this...</a>

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Or, <a href="http:\/\/privatemarkets.thomsonreute...\/pictures\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/romney.jpg" target="_blank">worse.</a>

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Out West, where you vacation, the nipples will already be turning. They turn in clusters, because their fishbirds connect them. Come back to work---and life. Until then, you will remain in my thoughts and prayers.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

a fish shirt called Wanda

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Painted some awesome paintings too?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm pretty sure you could post a picture of Calista Gingrich with this article and no one would know the difference...

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I thought it was an extinct Finchfish, If we are to believe that, then this describes RHoney?

"She works hard, walks with a purpose and enjoys the sort of lunches you have at the Modern or STK in midtown. While always full, her handbag never is messy. She shops the third floor (obviously) but you also may find her mixing in pieces from the sixth floor and 5F (think ALC, Peter Som or Helmut Lang). She prefers a low pony, parted down the middle…but it’s ok if her hair is a bit rumpled — she’s busy, industrious. You’ll find fresh flowers in her entryway, always."

fuflans's avatar

all i hope is this makes mittbott angry. the mittbott is wildly unpredictable when angry.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Oh my god ... this is in real time!

PubOption's avatar

The editor of the 'National Enquirer'.

fuflans's avatar

i think it was britain.

fuflans's avatar

that's good. and i could see jammakin being spiteful enough to want someone else to lose to bamz as well.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

or at least a makeover...

chascates's avatar

Can't somebody start waterboarding politicians and pundits so we'll know their real agenda, sources, and political backers? I mean, it probably doesn't work like the experts say and you end up with false confessions. But we need to start somewhere.