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tehbaddr's avatar

Ah, I like a woman "open" to new adventures, or revisited ones anyway!

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

VP is a suck job. Senate Majority Leader is a good job. Got it?

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SeanT1001's avatar

WHY CAN'T YOU RUN FOR PRESIDENT?! EVERYONE WOULD VOTE FOR YOU!!

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Ron Noname's avatar

I'll be glad when we see the American electorate playing bridge~~a slam in no trump.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... from the nude artwork I've seen, "Little Donnie" doesn't have far to go. (and now I have to wash my eyeballs out with soap)

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Volt Owner's avatar

With a pic of a "Splitty" as an avatar, you are not allowed to sexsplain to anyone. I mean, those things were like rolling frat parties/orgies back in the day. I lost my virginity in the back of one, twice! The sliding vinyl roof made for some real nice star-gazing afterwards too...

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John Smith's avatar

In the Senate she is a force to be reckoned with. As VP she is nothing. The only acceptable alternative is Secretary Of Republican Nutz-Smashing

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AdlaiStevenson's avatar

She is an American treasure.

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Plushinobi's avatar

I think he's been too distracted by evil, biased Mexican judges to notice (yet).

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sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

I thought she already did that job in her spare time?

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sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

The Ewok Defense. Those guys have small hands.

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sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

A rapist swimmer's father seems like a fair match.

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BWilliamson's avatar

She is Sanders and Clinton combined, squared.

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Veebz's avatar

Im pretty sure if all us wonketeers checked under the cushions on the couch or the bottom of our handbags we could find enough change to upgrade you guys to first class flights or something posh. Knowing you probably wouldn't let us at least keep the thought that if there's anything we can do don't hesitate to ask If it means flying you here to the country of socialised medicine - the spare room is available but the weather is crap at the moment.

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Relativicus's avatar

As Veep, Warren could accomplish almost nothing, and in congress, majorities come and go. And regardless of whether she's ever part of a majority, she'll still make an impact. And all of this ignores the fact she has repeatedly said she doesn't want the spot. Warren is a person with goals, not ambitions.

I hope so, anyway.

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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

Dear Donald,

Don't go changing, we love you just the way you are.

XXXOOOO

Your "Base"

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Dear Donald,

Don't go changing, I love you just the way you are.

sincerely,

Elizabeth Warren

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