This is nice: Old Handsome Joe Biden's son Beau, the Attorney General of Delaware, announced today that he won't be seeking reelection to a third term in office this year, so that he can concentrate on running for governor in 2016. In a statement, he says that the governor thing just sort of snuck up on him and began taking over his mind, the result of finding a magical ring in a dragon's cave:
Look at all that toothyness!
I thought being a man of wealth and taste was enough. Now I need fresh breath, too?