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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

It doesn’t indicate good long-term prospects for a product when (a) your most dedicated consumers are dying off, and (ii) new consumers are choosing your competitor’s product. The GOP may need to do like cigarette companies and open franchises overseas to try to stay relevant.

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Zyxomma's avatar

WTAF?

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

No Charlie Kirk thread is complete without a link to https://www.reddit.com/r/To...

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

I don't have children older than you, quite. But mama's still got some years on ya, so - sorry not sorry? Maybe?

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Opiwan's avatar

But, but but.... libelz and such

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JoeMRN - Un/Fortunately's avatar

Izzat Dick Tracey?

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Doug Langley's avatar

Sure is.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

Why doesn't he wash his face? All that dirt around his mouth and along his jaw line really in disgusting and unprofessional

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popebuck1's avatar

It was Herman Cain.

https://www.thedailybeast.c...

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Upvote for ‘big wet thing.’

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

I'm old enough to remember when a neat personal appearance was a point of pride with conservatives, in contrast with all those sloppy hippies. (Think of Alex Keaton with his ubiquitous tie.) When did they all start looking like a lot of unmade beds?

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Yeah, it's my entirely unscientific opinion that young people are generally nicer now than they were when I was their age. Maybe the ones I meet are just being respectful to an old fart, but I think it goes farther than that.

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John_atx's avatar

That is just West Michigan. Not Far West.

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Well, if that constitutes freakiness, deal me in!

One remedy to the rampant consumerism is to make consumable gifts. Martha Stewart will take a culinary delight and wrap it simply—even just a nice bow on a mason jar. Who wouldn’t love a nice loaf of challah or a jar of chutney? We could use more of this!

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Please us the appropriate term: ‘fair use,’ hahaha.

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