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Incoming Ham's avatar

He has all the charm of a leaking oil tanker.

SullivanSt's avatar

Sadly after November, defending his title next year will be a very difficult task.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Ted Cruz is Obamacare for douchebaggery.

Spurning Beer's avatar

He wants to do to America what he did to Katie Holmes.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Ted Cruz is a man who has no idea what coffee tastes like without the flavor of an underling’s spit…

fuflans's avatar

“Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention."

god what fun she would have had with cruz.

SullivanSt's avatar

He hails from the same state as Louie Gohmert, whose fall has yet to come. Don't hold your breath, is what I'm saying.

SullivanSt's avatar

I did not mean in any way to imply that Cruz lacked shiftiness, I see it more of a case of imagine if Federer, Nadal and Djokovic all came into their prime at once after Pete Sampras' second US Open win... does anyone imagine he would still have gone on to beat Emerson's record?

marxalot's avatar

The subconscious reason you want to strangle him (with votes) before he even opens his mouth is this: he looks like Joe McCarthy. It's an instinctive reaction.