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In 'Bama, there probably <u>are</u> local stations broadcasting both of his shows.

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Somewhere, Rock Hudson's rolling in his grave.

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Confirmed bachelor.

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Gomer Pyle, LGBT

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"Low hanging fruit" is an unfortunate turn of phrase here, friend.

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Sisters, <i>pshaw</i>. There were like seven different women in that place at one time or other claiming to be each others' "sisters".

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And Barney Fife was thin, neat and single.

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No loving when Gomer's got piles

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And that handsome Perry Mason feller.

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ShaaaZAM!

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The marine was looking for one good man.

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Bravo - and best wishes! I got gay married in Iowa in 2009, but have come to think of it as: married.

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I thought he was dead too.

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