Your American Dreams Are A Virus Against America

 Do you have dreams, Wonkette commenters? I totally had one the other night about--wait, you want news? Oh, fine. 

• Turns out Kickstarter is even worse than we thought ! According to this article, it is destroying the economy because everyone is following their dreams. Yes, really. [ Slate ]

• Speaking of dreams, Obama said young immigrants won't be deported and basically enforced his own DREAM Act. Sure, it's all politics, but it's nice to know he's making sure that " brown can stick around ." [ Washington Post ]

• But if as a conservative your dream is to stop rampant illegal immigration (and, really, immigration), then know this: your task is to work on making America suck more. [ Salon ]

• Or maybe you, like Michael Steele and Lanny Davis, want everyone to just get along , like we used to  in middle school. Then we can make an America made out of rainbows and smiles and we can all live in it and be happy . 'Scuse me, I think I have something in my eye....[ The Daily Beast ]