This Would Be A Really Great Time To Buy Some Last-Minute Christmas Presents
Oh my gosh, you forgot to buy the things! No worries, you can still buy the things. Will they get to you in time for Christmas? Anything is possible.
Come, let us travel together through the merry items in the Wonkette Bazaar, and also through soap and Sara Benincasa saying bad words. Click on the red headers for your very own link!
I said the red header is a link. What are you waiting for?
Also, there's some others.
She says "cunt" RIGHT IN THE TRAILER!
Therefore merry Christmas.
We love you all, wonkers y wonkerinas, ver' ver' much. Now open your wallets and let us drink your money straight from the tap.