Hey, kids, you know what we haven't done in a while? This very thing here, what we are doing right this moment: Wonkette's Comment Win of the Afternoon, the feature where we heap praise upon an especially brilliant comment, which is odd, since Wonkette does not allow comments. Let's see who our lucky winner of an "iPad" is!
all the cool kids are doing it
The Ukraine girls really knock me out, they leave the west behind
ipads no like teh flash so it&#039;s not an issue. Try Chrome, Wonket seems to behave better for me with Chrome than it does with FF (I can&#039;t deal with IE and lack of ad blocker)
Your prize motherfucker, today, is Debbie Schlussel.
So were they money laundering?
a well regulated ugly vile little snark mob, being necessary to the security of a free press, the right of the people to keep and post snark, shall not be infringed.
Everything about golf is terrible, from the hideous chemicals they spray on the earth, to create the grass monoculture, to the plaid pants they wear in the clubhouse.
In his defense, Mickelson <i>is</i> left-handed.
it&#039;s OK, we stole a truckload of them from ghost Breitbart
You bring teh funneh, and you often bring it in the middle of the night in response to some less-than-funny comment of mine. Well done!
OT: Watching Snowden&#039;s battle of wits with Brian Williams right now. Quite the show.
I was wondering if you&#039;d abandoned us, because of no comments allowed.
I was riding the Portland MAX light rail out to PDX with only a Blackberry, and I don&#039;t think it was possible to write a comment from it--not to imply I could&#039;ve reached that exalted level of snarkitude. I was laughing like a crazy person, looking at my little toaster pastry smart phone. Mass transit is the best.
I think you&#039;re sweet on us.
Jeebus, my eyes!
Snowden said he wound up there because the State Department pulled his passport, and he wishes he could come home, for whatever that&#39;s worth.Â
I scraped my extra Apostrophe (&#039;) off the album cover while cleaning out the stems and seeds...
that&#039;s just what a double naught spy would want you to believe...