Congratulations, people with no interest in ever having sex for non-procreative purposes again! You got an early Valentine this year from the president, in the form of new Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price! WHAT A CATCH. The notably grifty Georgia Congressman was confirmed by the Senate today, 52 to 47, which is very bad news for sex-havers across the nation.
Maybe they want them to work in the Chinese Factory Jobs Trump brings over. But I think you have to live in or move to Rust Belt States. Modern day tenant farmers, peasant, and slaves.
I think of all the cabinet picks, this one passes me off the most! He is a greedy, cheap, hate-filled bastard with no concern for other people if it's going to cost him even the price of a pack of gum. He ignores facts because they can't enrich him, commits insider trading while railing against legal medical procedures as wrong. I hate to flirt with the Banhammer, but I hope his private planes engine fly into a flock of votes,ans Sully is nowhere to be found. Again, with votes.
Seems like MAGA is the GOP longing for the days of the 12th century, where religion sanctioned rule by Divine Right, an aristocracy owned everything, and used power to maintain a permanent underclass to create more wealth for the few and fight all the wars. The Good Ole Days !
TO: Jane Hapless FROM: ChristCo HR RE: Fertility suppression-related pay deduction
It has come to the attention of this department that, in the three years you have worked for ChristCo, you have been in your prime years of fertility and have yet to conceive a child. Since you are married and presumably have been fulfilling your womanly duty to your husband during that time, we are forced to conclude that you have been purchasing and using contraception.
As is stated clearly in the employee handbook, ChristCo adheres to Godly principles regarding the act of sex and how it must be open to procreation at all times. It is our policy not to allow money paid by us to be used by an employee to suppress her natural and God-given fertility.
We therefore are deducting your pay retroactively for your entire term of employment by the total of the price of the most common oral contraceptive times the number of months you have been employed here. The deduction comes to $966.24.
You may appeal this decision if you are prepared to submit to a medical examination, by a professional of our choice, establishing that you or your husband are experiencing fertility problems. Please be advised that because money is fungible, arguments that the funds for your contraceptives came from your husband's job or any other source will not be entertained.
Thank you for being on the ChristCo team, and may you have a blessed day in Christ.
I might be wrong, but I don't see how white upper middle class Republicans in the suburbs want a religious school vs a school that will get their kids into college. Religion is not on the SATs.That's just one demographic. There are many others with tons of reasons to oppose vouchers.
Umlaut. Fake punctuation...a plot by the Germans to deprive us of our semicolons, commas...that kind of...punctuation is American. We need to make punctuation American again...sad...weak.
Good Lord I hate these religious fanatics! I especially hate that it's always old white men dictating what women can and cannot do. I'm an old white man and I really don't think I'm qualified to make decisions for most grown women. Now there are some decisions I'm qualified to make for my granddaughters and my wife does give me control of the television remote but other than that I try to keep my decision making to myself. Mr. Price should do the same. I've heard that Ivanka is always trying to get Donald to do the right thing, perhaps she should talk to him about this.
You know, I lost my virginity at the ripe old age of 18 in 1973. From that rather awkward coupling to the present, I have never once had sex for procreative purposes.
Maybe they want them to work in the Chinese Factory Jobs Trump brings over. But I think you have to live in or move to Rust Belt States. Modern day tenant farmers, peasant, and slaves.
I think of all the cabinet picks, this one passes me off the most! He is a greedy, cheap, hate-filled bastard with no concern for other people if it's going to cost him even the price of a pack of gum. He ignores facts because they can't enrich him, commits insider trading while railing against legal medical procedures as wrong. I hate to flirt with the Banhammer, but I hope his private planes engine fly into a flock of votes,ans Sully is nowhere to be found. Again, with votes.
I don't know, I'm tempted to return my cats sometimes.
Compress them into bricks for use in the border wall. Or melt them into nutrient paste for prisoners at Guantanamo.
Seems like MAGA is the GOP longing for the days of the 12th century, where religion sanctioned rule by Divine Right, an aristocracy owned everything, and used power to maintain a permanent underclass to create more wealth for the few and fight all the wars. The Good Ole Days !
Cats are assholes. Lovable furry assholes.
How long before we see stuff like this?
TO: Jane Hapless FROM: ChristCo HR RE: Fertility suppression-related pay deduction
It has come to the attention of this department that, in the three years you have worked for ChristCo, you have been in your prime years of fertility and have yet to conceive a child. Since you are married and presumably have been fulfilling your womanly duty to your husband during that time, we are forced to conclude that you have been purchasing and using contraception.
As is stated clearly in the employee handbook, ChristCo adheres to Godly principles regarding the act of sex and how it must be open to procreation at all times. It is our policy not to allow money paid by us to be used by an employee to suppress her natural and God-given fertility.
We therefore are deducting your pay retroactively for your entire term of employment by the total of the price of the most common oral contraceptive times the number of months you have been employed here. The deduction comes to $966.24.
You may appeal this decision if you are prepared to submit to a medical examination, by a professional of our choice, establishing that you or your husband are experiencing fertility problems. Please be advised that because money is fungible, arguments that the funds for your contraceptives came from your husband's job or any other source will not be entertained.
Thank you for being on the ChristCo team, and may you have a blessed day in Christ.
I might be wrong, but I don't see how white upper middle class Republicans in the suburbs want a religious school vs a school that will get their kids into college. Religion is not on the SATs.That's just one demographic. There are many others with tons of reasons to oppose vouchers.
Or appetite suppressants.
Awesome.
Umlaut. Fake punctuation...a plot by the Germans to deprive us of our semicolons, commas...that kind of...punctuation is American. We need to make punctuation American again...sad...weak.
"His wife enjoys sex just fine. I'ts sex with him she doesn't enjoy."
"I don't enjoy sex with my wife. However, I do enjoy gladiator movies and Turkish baths," added Price.
Good Lord I hate these religious fanatics! I especially hate that it's always old white men dictating what women can and cannot do. I'm an old white man and I really don't think I'm qualified to make decisions for most grown women. Now there are some decisions I'm qualified to make for my granddaughters and my wife does give me control of the television remote but other than that I try to keep my decision making to myself. Mr. Price should do the same. I've heard that Ivanka is always trying to get Donald to do the right thing, perhaps she should talk to him about this.
You know, I lost my virginity at the ripe old age of 18 in 1973. From that rather awkward coupling to the present, I have never once had sex for procreative purposes.
I'm pretty sure I've done all right.
Being babies, wouldn't they need to pull themselves up by their bootie straps?