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Your Eyeballs Are Too Dry. Let Us Help You With That

Rebecca Schoenkopf
Dec 3, 2016
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Aw, nerd love! The redheaded boy is scratching into his desk like a soccer hooligan, but it is harmless even though it is vandalism and he should at least be getting a Saturday detention for that. Will he meet the girl who is writing back to him, with vandalism also? Will he just horndog all over EVERYONE? Let us watch.

Oh. Now you are seeing the "signs," and you will go back and watch it again.

Yes, they are all there, they are omnipresent, and we have gone from "commercial for cute dorky interracial sweetness selling something we don't know what" to "don't ignore your homicidal child while he plans/is bullied into a mass shooting."

The ad, by BBDO, is for Sandy Hook Promise. Let's send them and Moms Demand Action some money. 

I'm exhausted.

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ahughes798
Aug 16

Trump's going to do away with that law. Expect to see exponentially more shootings on military bases. And not by crazy American Patriots who are muslin.

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ahughes798
Aug 16

I've been telling my "not white" friends to arm themselves if Trump became president. Turns out I didn't have to tell them, some of them already have, or are in the process of.

I wonder how badly the NRA would shit itself if liberal groups started having "FOID card Registration Booths" at public events and festivals?

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