Your Famous Blue Raincoat Was Torn At the Shoulder

• Obama went book-shopping in Iowa. And what did henotbuy? Mitt Romney's sexting masterpieceI Am Armageddon.[ New York Times ]

• And, because of Socialism, Obama may follow the example of George W. Bush and Bill Clinton by approving a couple of hundred federal appointees while Congress is home for the Easter Bunny. [ Miami Herald ]

• Will the Nazi Pope finally fall due to his protection of Pedophile Priests who screw children? [ Associated Press ]

• The U.S. Government will destroy a website that releases government secrets. This is all about protecting Liberty. [ Gawker ]

• Teabaggers also sent a dirty condom to a Democratic congresswoman who voted for health care reform. Yuck? [ CNN ]