Hi! Me again! The Wonkette publisher and editrix and owner and YR MOM OF YOU. Remember like three months ago I said well, it is time to DQ all these ads and murder them with fire, because this is some fucked up nonsense these ads, they take over your browser, and they probably malware you, and they DEFINITELY track your shit all over the universe, that seems to be pretty much the whole purpose of ads today. And they're NOT EVEN PAYING ME MONEY TO DO SO.