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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Mitt? Is that you? After you lose to the colored.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

It'll be a dog whistle, so you need to keep a list handy:

urban welfare/food stamps gangs street criminals thugs (when not referring to labor unions) single-parent households

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

How will we know if he does? Does anybody know what the "real Mitt" even looks like?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

For them that don't yet know it, you can watch a live stream at <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1jXLzNto70">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

For a thick, comedic overlay of teh stupidz, you can try <a href="http://live.foxnews.com/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://live.foxnews.com/">http://live.foxnews.com/</a>

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

All the drinks are on me tonight... I got a feeling I might be puking a bit.

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bobbert's avatar

In some cases, e.g., Editrix.

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bobbert's avatar

Does this involve Skype?

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PubOption's avatar

Onanism also appears in the bible.

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fuflans's avatar

i am trying to figure out if i should stay in with the wonkettes or go out with the bamz campaign.

either way, i will be drinking steadily as these fucking things make me v v nervous. i am glad you are all so confident.

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PsycWench's avatar

You know these are the people who claimed Sarah Palin "killed" Joe Biden in the 2008 VP debates, right? You're taking your life into your hands.

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schmannity's avatar

Shotgun a fifth if Rev. Wright and Moroni have sex on stage behind them.

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schmannity's avatar

You should get on a liver waiting list before the debate.

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

If Mitt offers Barry a friendly $10,000 wager, DRINK!

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

Mmmm. So chocolatey and smooth.

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