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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Mitt? Is that you? After you lose to the colored.

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It'll be a dog whistle, so you need to keep a list handy:

urban welfare/food stamps gangs street criminals thugs (when not referring to labor unions) single-parent households

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How will we know if he does? Does anybody know what the "real Mitt" even looks like?

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For them that don't yet know it, you can watch a live stream at <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1jXLzNto70">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

For a thick, comedic overlay of teh stupidz, you can try <a href="http://live.foxnews.com/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://live.foxnews.com/">http://live.foxnews.com/</a>

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

All the drinks are on me tonight... I got a feeling I might be puking a bit.

bobbert's avatar

In some cases, e.g., Editrix.

bobbert's avatar

Does this involve Skype?

PubOption's avatar

Onanism also appears in the bible.

fuflans's avatar

i am trying to figure out if i should stay in with the wonkettes or go out with the bamz campaign.

either way, i will be drinking steadily as these fucking things make me v v nervous. i am glad you are all so confident.

PsycWench's avatar

You know these are the people who claimed Sarah Palin "killed" Joe Biden in the 2008 VP debates, right? You're taking your life into your hands.

schmannity's avatar

Shotgun a fifth if Rev. Wright and Moroni have sex on stage behind them.

schmannity's avatar

You should get on a liver waiting list before the debate.

Ennui There Yet's avatar

If Mitt offers Barry a friendly $10,000 wager, DRINK!

Ennui There Yet's avatar

Mmmm. So chocolatey and smooth.