Hi, drunkards! Tonight, in case you didn't know, is America's First 2012 Presidential Debate, during which two men will stand on stage and be hectored and/or coddled by Jim Lehrer in a spectacle that matches no version of the word "debate" as the English language has come to commonly define it.
You know these are the people who claimed Sarah Palin "killed" Joe Biden in the 2008 VP debates, right? You're taking your life into your hands.
Mitt? Is that you? After you lose to the colored.
It'll be a dog whistle, so you need to keep a list handy:
urban welfare/food stamps gangs street criminals thugs (when not referring to labor unions) single-parent households
How will we know if he does? Does anybody know what the "real Mitt" even looks like?
For them that don&#039;t yet know it, you can watch a live stream at <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1jXLzNto70">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
For a thick, comedic overlay of teh stupidz, you can try <a href="http://live.foxnews.com/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://live.foxnews.com/">http://live.foxnews.com/</a>
All the drinks are on me tonight... I got a feeling I might be puking a bit.
In some cases, e.g., Editrix.
Does this involve Skype?
Onanism also appears in the bible.
i am trying to figure out if i should stay in with the wonkettes or go out with the bamz campaign.
either way, i will be drinking steadily as these fucking things make me v v nervous. i am glad you are all so confident.
You know these are the people who claimed Sarah Palin &quot;killed&quot; Joe Biden in the 2008 VP debates, right? You&#039;re taking your life into your hands.
Shotgun a fifth if Rev. Wright and Moroni have sex on stage behind them.
You should get on a liver waiting list before the debate.
If Mitt offers Barry a friendly $10,000 wager, DRINK!
Mmmm. So chocolatey and smooth.