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Or Magic Carpet bombing?

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Prayer Shield Condoms: Because while you can have anal sex and still maintain your purity and virginity, who needs a stinky dick?

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If that's the case, I'm definitely gonna need to resize the image before printing.

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Because then there would have been no time left for life on earth?

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It was a typo. Duh Gov' intended to write "Work Ethnic." Thanks to the rubes and gulls who donate millions to her SarahPAC, her children have people to do the heavy lifting in their sad little lives.

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"catastrophic damage if implemented, while at the same time being a huge giveaway to the military defense industry."

Yeah, Iraq is what came to mind immediately.

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Bristol has a BOOK? Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far??

Are 10 page publications (includes illustrations) still called "books"?

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Evolution at work.

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At least we can be sure she didn't mean "Wonk Ethic".

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You have been awarded the Shypixel Seal of Approval for "Getting It"

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Hey Zeuss, what a comment!

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She's as proud of them as her parents are of her. And for the same reason.

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Calling them white trash would be an insult to trash of ALL colors.

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You think everything is a cock ring.

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They work half time.

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I couldn't cut them out at all DAMN YOU PRAYER SHIELD

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