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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Prayer Shield Condoms: Because while you can have anal sex and still maintain your purity and virginity, who needs a stinky dick?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

If that's the case, I'm definitely gonna need to resize the image before printing.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Because then there would have been no time left for life on earth?

TundraGrifter's avatar

It was a typo. Duh Gov' intended to write "Work Ethnic." Thanks to the rubes and gulls who donate millions to her SarahPAC, her children have people to do the heavy lifting in their sad little lives.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"catastrophic damage if implemented, while at the same time being a huge giveaway to the military defense industry."

Yeah, Iraq is what came to mind immediately.

diogenez's avatar

Bristol has a BOOK? Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far??

Are 10 page publications (includes illustrations) still called "books"?

bobbert's avatar

At least we can be sure she didn't mean "Wonk Ethic".

Shypixel's avatar

You have been awarded the Shypixel Seal of Approval for "Getting It"

Lefty Mark's avatar

Hey Zeuss, what a comment!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

She's as proud of them as her parents are of her. And for the same reason.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Calling them white trash would be an insult to trash of ALL colors.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

You think everything is a cock ring.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I couldn't cut them out at all DAMN YOU PRAYER SHIELD