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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

Still looking for an answer. Is it DEI to put the gay guy incharge of musicals?

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

So, Ric Grenell is actually working for chevron?

ShrillKitty's avatar

| It’s too bad they never showed each other their Venezuelan thingies

I mean, I know we don't *usually* kink-shame ...

Lisa Joy πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ's avatar

Kind of a lower grade version of Rudolf Hess flying to England to try to work out a peace deal - convinced the British that there definitely were factions competing within the regime.

Sandra Hardie's avatar

This is why the term SNAFU got invented. Unfortunately, 48 point type is not universally available.

Hank Napkin's avatar

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Trump Announces Hands-Freeβ„’ Accordion Lessons

BECKY's avatar

it's like a bunch of kids have gotten together pretending to run a country.

Hank Napkin's avatar

The denouement approaches!

So we have audio of Sir promising to "Bomb the shit out of Moscow" and of Sir promising to "Bomb the shit out of Beijing". Sorta makes you nostalgic for his pussy-grabbing phase.

Sarah Last's avatar

Don’t cross the streams.

SethTriggs's avatar

My goodness, you know, if you are looking for some government efficiency I have a tip. Just replace Little Marco and Quisling Ric with a pair of coasters. That gets you the same benefit without the salary hit.

Hank Napkin's avatar

I guess all these flags are everywhere all the time to help these turds remember what country they're supposed to be in?

Bagels of Doom's avatar

"in exchange for all these Venezuelans the Trump administration had kidnapped and sent to torture prison in El Salvador."

Weird. Here I thought it was *hard* and *difficult* and *too much* to get any of the prisoners out of that El Salvadorean hellhole?

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

I'm sure this is why EL Salvador told the UN, when they started asking questions, "The US controls the people they send to our prison, not us!"

Erisian's avatar

"The Ukraine weapons shipment that Defense Secretary Shitfaced Pete Hegseth paused without bothering to tell anyone including his boss"

I maintain that the Fulvous Fuckwad was the decisionmaker and not Kegbreath (see below). No one in the current regime would even jump without clearing it with the Amber Ardipithecus ramidus first. Kegbreath will be the sacrificial lamb if push comes to shove. In the overall stream of things, there is only one person who is sacrosanct (and we all know who that is), everyone else can and will be thrown under the bus if necessary so that the Sociopathic Marigold Swamp Monster and his agenda are safe, and his tiny little hands are clean.

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"Stupid Hitler’s Opera House or its 10,000 performances of CATS"

People are saying -- people who know things -- that Lee Greenwood is to be offered a residency; just like ***real*** singers/musicians are offered residencies at some venue or other in Las Vegas. They are also saying that the Whale-sized Pumpkin Wannabe Potentate is planning on building a casino in the lobby of the Kennedy Center so he can prove that he wasn't responsible for bankrupting six other casinos.

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"[White House spox, Birkenau] Barbie Karoline Leavitt said there is no conflict in the Trump White House, everybody loves each other, β€œthere is no fraction or division,” and β€œThe president has one team, and everyone knows he is the ultimate decision maker.”

Consistency has never been a strong suit with anyone associated with the Mango Malignancy (including himself). They can't see the dichotomy between stating that Kegbreath as being responsible for the hold on weapons destined for Ukraine and β€œThe president has one team, and everyone knows he is the ultimate decision maker.” Which is it, KKKaroline, Kegbreath made an independent decision without clearing it or did the Sandstone Snowflake issue the order? Ya can't have it both ways.

[edited for spelling]

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Tommy Mo's avatar

β€œYou would think they would be duly coordinated.” Dude, these fuckups couldn’t coordinate a two car funeral procession if you spotted them the hearse.

Resource NW's avatar

TBF at the convicted felon's funeral no one will allow Mal to take the wheel. She'd likely ram the hearse, back up, ram it again and again until flames started. Then she'd drive off.