Oh, whoops, did Your Wonkette just get itself "targeted" by DHS? Well, IT IS WORTH IT, to bring you these important stories from the nation's cheese factory, the late great state of Wisconsin. First up! Chuck Norris sees your Bill Clinton, raises you a Chuck Norris!
Michele Bachmann also. But who says a holy trinity is just three. Elites, that's who. With their numbers and words and words that mean numbers. Fuck 'em.
<i>&quot;THIS MINISTRY IS HAPPY AND PROUD TO ENDORSE GOVERNOR SCOTT WALKER IN THIS VICIOUS AND TREASONOUS RECALL ELECTION....&quot;</i>
Speaking of TREASON: &quot;Congress shall make no law [abridging] the right of the people ... to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.&quot;
Why did Chuck Norris purchase a shirt with buttons but no buttonholes?
&quot;the theft of funds intended for Iraq War widows and orphans &quot;
So that&#039;s a bad thing now?
Okay, now you&#039;re stretching credulity a little too far.
Chuck Norris types faster than his thoughts can reach his fingertips. (Otherwise his crap would be really stupid.)
Yes...when Barry is re-elected. You think 2009 was bad. Folks really gonna lose their shit then.
I don&#039;t have a bit of food poisoning...Chuck Norris makes me sick.
Michele Bachmann also. But who says a holy trinity is just three. Elites, that&#039;s who. With their numbers and words and words that mean numbers. Fuck &#039;em.
Chuck Noriss - Father The Donald - Son Ted Nugent - Dumb fuck in a white sheet.
Chuck Norris puts the &quot;laughter&quot; in &quot;manslaughter&quot;
<i>&quot;THIS MINISTRY IS HAPPY AND PROUD TO ENDORSE GOVERNOR SCOTT WALKER IN THIS VICIOUS AND TREASONOUS RECALL ELECTION....&quot;</i>
Speaking of TREASON: &quot;Congress shall make no law [abridging] the right of the people ... to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.&quot;
I thought he said &quot;Priaps&quot;. Still, he&#039;s a stupid prick.
<i>UNIONS, WHO ARE NOTHING MORE THAN AGENTS OF PIAPS!!!!!</i>
yeah but wtf does the rest of that mean? hillz has agents and unions?
i don&#039;t think &#039;secretary of state&#039; means what they think it does.
<i>THIS MINISTRY IS HAPPY AND PROUD </i>
ministry of fuckwits.
Good point! The women at the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory should have made themselves some parachutes.
<b>THANK YOU CHUCK NORRIS FOR BEING BAT-SHIT CRAZY!!</b>
Indeed.