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Michele Bachmann also. But who says a holy trinity is just three. Elites, that's who. With their numbers and words and words that mean numbers. Fuck 'em.
<i>&quot;THIS MINISTRY IS HAPPY AND PROUD TO ENDORSE GOVERNOR SCOTT WALKER IN THIS VICIOUS AND TREASONOUS RECALL ELECTION....&quot;</i>
Speaking of TREASON: &quot;Congress shall make no law [abridging] the right of the people ... to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.&quot;
Why did Chuck Norris purchase a shirt with buttons but no buttonholes?
&quot;the theft of funds intended for Iraq War widows and orphans &quot;
So that&#039;s a bad thing now?
Okay, now you&#039;re stretching credulity a little too far.
Chuck Norris types faster than his thoughts can reach his fingertips. (Otherwise his crap would be really stupid.)
Yes...when Barry is re-elected. You think 2009 was bad. Folks really gonna lose their shit then.
I don&#039;t have a bit of food poisoning...Chuck Norris makes me sick.
Michele Bachmann also. But who says a holy trinity is just three. Elites, that&#039;s who. With their numbers and words and words that mean numbers. Fuck &#039;em.
Chuck Noriss - Father The Donald - Son Ted Nugent - Dumb fuck in a white sheet.
Chuck Norris puts the &quot;laughter&quot; in &quot;manslaughter&quot;
<i>&quot;THIS MINISTRY IS HAPPY AND PROUD TO ENDORSE GOVERNOR SCOTT WALKER IN THIS VICIOUS AND TREASONOUS RECALL ELECTION....&quot;</i>
Speaking of TREASON: &quot;Congress shall make no law [abridging] the right of the people ... to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.&quot;
I thought he said &quot;Priaps&quot;. Still, he&#039;s a stupid prick.
<i>UNIONS, WHO ARE NOTHING MORE THAN AGENTS OF PIAPS!!!!!</i>
yeah but wtf does the rest of that mean? hillz has agents and unions?
i don&#039;t think &#039;secretary of state&#039; means what they think it does.
<i>THIS MINISTRY IS HAPPY AND PROUD </i>
ministry of fuckwits.
Good point! The women at the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory should have made themselves some parachutes.
<b>THANK YOU CHUCK NORRIS FOR BEING BAT-SHIT CRAZY!!</b>
Indeed.