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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Any powderflask which holds greater than 100 scruples of powder shall be outlawed.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

Were Mittens or W invited to address the 'gang'? Just askin'.

bobbert's avatar

Answer: A good start.

Lot_49's avatar

Mark Sanford is also available again, one reads.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

I think you mean a ravine of votes.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's a rain of terra

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

The first rule of the House GOP retreat is . . .

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

They could use the Straight Talk Express- it would definitely be good news for John McCain...

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Democrats and Republicans getting along! Cats and dogs living together! Mass hysteria!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I've worked with Buzz too also. Funny guy- and yes, he's quite proud of knocking that clown out

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

technically speaking- they're all about the cheating, but even so-other than 2010 they haven't been doing a whole lot of winning

PubOption's avatar

Increase the taxes on tires, shock absorbers, wheel balancing and wheel alignments. That way the people who drive on the potholed roads would be paying to repair them.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Here’s to dysfunction. Cheers!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Lord knows I've been trying...