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Any powderflask which holds greater than 100 scruples of powder shall be outlawed.

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Were Mittens or W invited to address the 'gang'? Just askin'.

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Answer: A good start.

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Mark Sanford is also available again, one reads.

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I think you mean a ravine of votes.

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it's a rain of terra

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The first rule of the House GOP retreat is . . .

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They could use the Straight Talk Express- it would definitely be good news for John McCain...

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Democrats and Republicans getting along! Cats and dogs living together! Mass hysteria!

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And cree-yate jawbz!

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I've worked with Buzz too also. Funny guy- and yes, he's quite proud of knocking that clown out

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technically speaking- they're all about the cheating, but even so-other than 2010 they haven't been doing a whole lot of winning

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Increase the taxes on tires, shock absorbers, wheel balancing and wheel alignments. That way the people who drive on the potholed roads would be paying to repair them.

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Here’s to dysfunction. Cheers!

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Lord knows I've been trying...

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