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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Any powderflask which holds greater than 100 scruples of powder shall be outlawed.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Were Mittens or W invited to address the 'gang'? Just askin'.

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bobbert's avatar

Answer: A good start.

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Lot_49's avatar

Mark Sanford is also available again, one reads.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

I think you mean a ravine of votes.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's a rain of terra

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

The first rule of the House GOP retreat is . . .

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

They could use the Straight Talk Express- it would definitely be good news for John McCain...

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Democrats and Republicans getting along! Cats and dogs living together! Mass hysteria!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

And cree-yate jawbz!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I've worked with Buzz too also. Funny guy- and yes, he's quite proud of knocking that clown out

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

technically speaking- they're all about the cheating, but even so-other than 2010 they haven't been doing a whole lot of winning

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PubOption's avatar

Increase the taxes on tires, shock absorbers, wheel balancing and wheel alignments. That way the people who drive on the potholed roads would be paying to repair them.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Here’s to dysfunction. Cheers!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Lord knows I've been trying...

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