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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Drunk Dude #1:"Hey bro, we're having such a good time in Vegas, I wish we had some want to make this last forever" Drunk Dude #2: "Wait, wait, I have an idea, why don't we get married, as proof of our bro-love? What better way to live by our motto - Bros before hoes?!"

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Will those couples still have in-laws?

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Shypixel's avatar

Well, if it must be done, no point in leaving it to someone else, I'll step up...

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Shypixel's avatar

But has anyone thought about the impact this will have on the sanctity of a Las Vegas quickie wedding?

I mean anyone with a rational thought.

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Shypixel's avatar

Which is why you are not Republican.

Assuming here, correct me if I'm wrong...

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Shypixel's avatar

Shypixel Libel!

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Shypixel's avatar

<blockquote>Internet creep-flirting</blockquote>

There is some other kind?

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PsycWench's avatar

Which picture does Bryan Fischer find most sexually arousing, though?

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schmannity's avatar

I just hope this doesn't lead to Hangover IV.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Same sex corporations can already marry in Iowa.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Yeah, yeah, yeah, important and moving argument in favor of gay marriage. Good job, Kelvin Atkinson. But now we have to get into what is REALLY important: Girl, who you want to win Drag Race? No tea, no shade!

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