Well hellloooooo Nevada Senator Kelvin Atkinson! You are a super handsome black man, a state Senator, and during last night's (successful!) debate over letting Nevada open up its quickie wedding industry to homosexers, you came out as a big old gay! (Also, one Republican and one Mormon dude voted in favor of repealing the gay marriage ban, so good on you, er, "Ben Kieckhefer" and "Justin Jones.") Now let us get to the important part, which is more pictures of Kelvin Atkinson, the State Senator We'd Like to Gay Fuck.
Drunk Dude #1:"Hey bro, we're having such a good time in Vegas, I wish we had some want to make this last forever" Drunk Dude #2: "Wait, wait, I have an idea, why don't we get married, as proof of our bro-love? What better way to live by our motto - Bros before hoes?!"
Yeah, yeah, yeah, important and moving argument in favor of gay marriage. Good job, Kelvin Atkinson. But now we have to get into what is REALLY important: Girl, who you want to win Drag Race? No tea, no shade!
Drunk Dude #1:"Hey bro, we're having such a good time in Vegas, I wish we had some want to make this last forever" Drunk Dude #2: "Wait, wait, I have an idea, why don't we get married, as proof of our bro-love? What better way to live by our motto - Bros before hoes?!"
Will those couples still have in-laws?
Well, if it must be done, no point in leaving it to someone else, I'll step up...
But has anyone thought about the impact this will have on the sanctity of a Las Vegas quickie wedding?
I mean anyone with a rational thought.
Which is why you are not Republican.
Assuming here, correct me if I'm wrong...
Shypixel Libel!
<blockquote>Internet creep-flirting</blockquote>
There is some other kind?
Which picture does Bryan Fischer find most sexually arousing, though?
I just hope this doesn&#039;t lead to Hangover IV.
Same sex corporations can already marry in Iowa.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, important and moving argument in favor of gay marriage. Good job, Kelvin Atkinson. But now we have to get into what is REALLY important: Girl, who you want to win Drag Race? No tea, no shade!