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man i hope you busted them but good.

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That wasn't me but I know who the professor is. She's a good friend. I'll have to look at the commencement program to figure out who your over-achieving daughter is, but congrats...you know Roanoke College has been cited a couple of times as a tough grading school.

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I want me one of those!!

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Where if you don't the money down we'll loan you the money down!

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Homophobic slurs, how do they work?

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Yes, I taught it every semester for a while. It's a fun class to teach. Be glad her graduation was a couple years ago. The 2012 speaker was either way hung over or high as a kite.

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But is it good in snow?

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John Calvin?

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I guess Mitt has now lost Virginia.

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Then Addison drove slowly by Crumb and Get It and honked really loudly.

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God moved their hearts to help a fellow human being.

I am inspired. I will chip in for the cost to remove a Confederate traitor flag from some poor redneck's car.

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Is that ultra-donked K-car really the kid's ride? Cuz it's awesome!

Wonder where you keep the stepladder to get in and out.

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Did she take any psych courses?

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It's gonna be close, but RCP's poll average currently has Barack ahead by a (probably not statistically significant) whisker

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