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yes but just think how sexy 'lesbian sex' sounds with a kiwi accent.

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Thanks! Now if I can convince the wife...

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Now they look like fun.*

*not sarcasm

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West Island, dontcha know?

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Let's all speak New Zealand. It's easy. There's only one rule: the only vowel is "e." Thus:

"Deefenetion ev maereege, theerd reedeeng..."

They sing in harmony—awesome! Plus it's kind of refreshing to see a national legislature where the legislators are present, rather than just showing up one at a time to bloviate for C-SPAN.

I can just imagine Lindsey Graham and Jared Polis hugging like that after DOMA is repealed.

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But I'm a lberal, treehugging weirdo engineer with cats.

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Well played....well played.

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...next thing you know, there will be Kangaroos and Wallabies marrying each other !

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...Dwobbits?!

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A collegial legislature. How is that possible?

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**just realized Kangaroos aren't indigenous to New Zealand**

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Why come you call it nicetime when all it does it make me feel even more ashamed and humiliated about my country?

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New Zealand sounds like a nice place. What are their immigration policies?

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You just have to hook up with a nice sheep.

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