We have an exciting new entrant in our Cavalcade of Fringe Candidates, 2014 Edition! Yesterday, we brought you the satirical brillianceof Florida congressional hopeful Ilya Katz. Today, we go to the whole opposite corner of the continent to meet Kathleen Tonn, who's running for the U.S. Senate in Alaska. She is very much the "dark horse" candidate, seeing as how the frontrunners for the primary -- Joe
Epic idea, although I'm not sure how long they'd last, since some idiot patriot would feel the need to stand their ground against them, you know, with live ammo.
Things are gonna be different this time.
No time for Mudd Club, or CBGB's.
It was shot at the Tonn Tonn Club.
Why stay in college? Why go to night school?
Eep epp ork ah-ah
We're on a Road to Nowhere.
A Masters in Christian Ministry? What does that get you - mad child abusing skillz?
Oh thank you for posting this. I live in Palin world and somehow I missed this. Best thing that I've seen all day!
At least she's not a witch.
No. It' a cookbook.
In Heaven Everything is fine You got your good thing And I've got mine
<i>she says she is &ldquo;Marching towards the Presidency of the United States of America!&rdquo;</i>
[and, as Alex Rathrauff said so appropriately this morning]
<i>feet first into the great wood-chipper of American Democracy.</i>
Epic idea, although I&#039;m not sure how long they&#039;d last, since some idiot patriot would feel the need to stand their ground against them, you know, with live ammo.
I think she&#039;s been in the steam room a little too long.
Some civil servents are just like my family...
Sarah Silverman? Oh wait, no, that was watch tv with Jeebus....my bad.