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"Female Grévy’s zebra, for instance, have ‘smart’ vaginas: the zebra can coordinate her muscular contractions in a way that flushes out the semen from a male that fails to live up to her expectations – this sperm dumping can even occur before the unfortunate male has finished dismounting"

Hah! Todd Akin was right!

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Scotland votes no on independence, penis can double as weapons, AND an awesome story about a Jaguar XKE?

What kind of good karma did I build up to be able to read that?

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I vote AYE! for Arrrgh-rated dick jokes.

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This my penis. This is my gun. Now I'm not sure what to do with either one.

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There is a slice of the global population that mis-cite both at the same time, frequently--and for the same reason.

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Old joke is kinda old, but...

"Talk Like a Penis Day" is every day on Fox News!

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<i>the human penis has probably also evolved to stimulate women.</i> I thought it was just a coincidence. What a bunch of heteronormative gARRRRRbage.

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<i> latest revelations from the annals of sex research</i> Also, too.

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The good thing is, anyone can benefit from the highly evolved penis if they want.

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Aye. Especially after a fortnight or so on the briny.

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Is this a reference the "Welcome to Jamaica! Have a nice day!" joke?

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If the biologist are getting grips they are not doing the ins and outs lesson it is in and out of their hands

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Research like that can sometimes produce messy results.

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