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Vienna Woods's avatar

"Female Grévy’s zebra, for instance, have ‘smart’ vaginas: the zebra can coordinate her muscular contractions in a way that flushes out the semen from a male that fails to live up to her expectations – this sperm dumping can even occur before the unfortunate male has finished dismounting"

Hah! Todd Akin was right!

Cajun Kid's avatar

Scotland votes no on independence, penis can double as weapons, AND an awesome story about a Jaguar XKE?

What kind of good karma did I build up to be able to read that?

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

I vote AYE! for Arrrgh-rated dick jokes.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

This my penis. This is my gun. Now I'm not sure what to do with either one.

Cajun Kid's avatar

There is a slice of the global population that mis-cite both at the same time, frequently--and for the same reason.

Cajun Kid's avatar

Old joke is kinda old, but...

"Talk Like a Penis Day" is every day on Fox News!

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

<i>the human penis has probably also evolved to stimulate women.</i> I thought it was just a coincidence. What a bunch of heteronormative gARRRRRbage.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

<i> latest revelations from the annals of sex research</i> Also, too.

Kaili Joy Gray's avatar

The good thing is, anyone can benefit from the highly evolved penis if they want.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Aye. Especially after a fortnight or so on the briny.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Is this a reference the "Welcome to Jamaica! Have a nice day!" joke?

Capt.Jim's avatar

If the biologist are getting grips they are not doing the ins and outs lesson it is in and out of their hands

Lefty Mark's avatar

Research like that can sometimes produce messy results.