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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

You too, hunh?- California

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Jenny, a lowly Piñata Farmer🪅's avatar

Sweet Jesus, is Kander single!?!

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kareemachan's avatar

Or play Pokemon Go.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

'Your lunch is ready, but we ran out of those little Allen keys.'

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kareemachan's avatar

Yeah, combine that with the re-emergence of Cthulhu, and it will be one helluva mess.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I can. I keep a copy of it in my wallet in case the US border guards get shirty about my Enhance Driver's License. Plus also too to prove that I am a Quebec Anglo to those who scoff.

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kareemachan's avatar

I thought for sure you live in the PNW, as we also had a huge rain yesterday, AND I have been watching hummingbirds checking out my hanging plants. Only woodpecker I've heard this morning is a pileated - and their call is something I imagine you would hear at Jurassic Park.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Why would anyone make an assumption like that?

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Nickelback AND One Direction? Even I'm not that evil. Wake me again when they're done.- Cthulhu

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

When I'm President, you won't need to imagine it.- DJT, God-Emperor of America

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Amy!'s avatar

Don't you think some kind photoshop artist needs to use that photo as the basis for a portrait of The Joker?

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I so want to sneak up behind him and pop a paper bag. Yes, I know the Secret Service has no sense of humour.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Gotta Trump 'em all!

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kareemachan's avatar

HOLY SHIT, IS THIS GUY REAL?!

I so almost wish we hadn't switched out our woodstove for a propane one. Splitting some wood would be quite therapeutic right now.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

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Jamoche 🇺🇦's avatar

No, satire - it's in the Entertainment section. Don't worry, a lot of us were fooled; Poe's Law is creaking at the seams.

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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

I know, right? Wanna fight for him?

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