Your Slogans Fight Back
First batch of slogans collated by child labor are past the jump. We are no longer accepting entries that are a variation on "Don't switch horses mid-apocalypse." Also, even I'm a little tired of the ass-fucking by now. As used in a slogan, at least. From here on out, we are more interested in PG-rated slogans, and in what words the Sloganator will not accept. . . which may be an indicator of the BC04 web team catching on to us. As it is, they are so clearly falling down on the job. You'd think they would have banned "fisting" at least by now.
W: All Things to All People [Wonkette]
Your Slogans [Wonkette]
The Sloganator is Confused! [Wonkette]
The Sloganator: A Guide [Wonkette]
Sloganator Update [Wonkette]
Reader entries:
M.O.:
You need to be a teeny weeny eensy bit subtle:
The War President - was accepted
The War Mongering President - was rejected
No surprise, really, Bush doesn't do subtle.
T.M.:
Fellate the Rich
G.:
The Sloganator may not accept 'pedophile', but over here in sunny Britain, we spell it 'paedophile'. And the Sloganator is quite happy with that! Unfortunately, 'Evil Lying Scum' is spelt the same. Shame.
D.M.C.:
Rejected: the words "hate," "cunt," and, logically, "cuntfart." Accepts "fisting," though. My suggestion, "Be impossible. Demand the fascistic!" was also rejected.
The following worked nicely:
Four more wars! Four more wars!
Their fist. Your face.
YAHWEH gets it.
BBW for GWB
Don't switch gangs mid bang.
Medieval. But fair.
The flagellant vote.
Even Creationists evolve.
Love Jesus. Despise yourself. Vote [Bush/Cheney]
Because Leviticus is a big book.
They're not competent. Just forgiven!
Another hirsute MILF for [Bush/Cheney]
Every knee shall bow, every tongue confess
Santorum lappers for [Bush/Cheney]
It's theopathic!
One seal down, six to go.
Our mess, your money.
More good God stuff.
Crush the irksome other.
Easier than defining the public good.
Nobody does vicarious empowerment better!
Jesus wept.
A.R.:
Apparently the Bush people do not speak or understand Ebonics or Spanish -- surprise. . . so the following phrases work:
Los Hispanos Nos Cagan
Acabemos con Los Maricones
Black People Ain't Right
We Were Never Soldiers!
United We Can Destroy Islam!
Acabemos Con Los Maricones!
Rejected words: Nigger and Queer
J.K.B.:
"Crackers, Unite"
"Gs Up, Hoes Down"
"We'll Turn San Francisco Into a Parking Lot"
"Run For Your Lives"
"Coming For You Next"
"Prepare to Die"
"Because We Want to Destroy the World"
"Tehran, We're Looking At You"
and the one I was surprised made it through: "Even Jesus Thinks We Are Pricks"
J.J.:
you can fit in your naughty words by inserting spaces, and, I assume, other characters.
you know, like "It's the economy, S T U P I D E R"
K.W.:
"No butt fucking, Ohio!"
(it really worked...)
T.B.:
"We're coming for you next!"
B.M.-L.:
I tried a simple Wayne's World "These Guys Blow Goats." Nope. I was suprised to see that "These Guys Be Blowin' Goats" also gets negged; they must have an ebonics filter! "These Guys Be Fellatin' Goats," however, is all good.
J.P. :
'for a good fisting call' or: 'bush for bukkake'
P. H.-B.:
I got the sloganator to accept Harken but not Enron or Halliburton.
I.M.:
"Christians for purification of the Mid East"
"Because SATAN is coming to eat your kids"
"More fun than dodging the draft"
"Who says the National Guard isn't experience"
S.:
"bush and dick go together," "the dads, not the alkie and lezbo daughters," and "the fifth column needs you!"
E.T.:
The Horror! The Horror!
Better a dead dog than ....
D.M.:
"WORST. PRESIDENT. EVER."
J.A.:
"Crack free since 1993!" worked just fine.
D.A. :
btw, "homo" is perfectly acceptable, as is "exterminate"...
M.H.:
A Schmuck of the Highest Order (You didn't think anybody with BC04 would know Yiddish?)
2 Million Jobs and counting (not very creative, but it's true...)
E.G.:
DONT WORRY, DICK'S IN THE BACK ROOM
DICK'S ROUND BACK
DICK's ALL AROUND
DICK'S IN THE BACK
DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK!
or, a timeless classic,
WE HATE POOR PEOPLE
the sloganator won't accept (DICK'S GOT THE BALLS)
M.C.:
The Sloganator accepted "No Child's Behind Left" but wouldn't take the exclamation point!!! What's a slogan if not an exclamation!
Also suggested:
"The Shrub and The Dick".
"Liars in Chief"
"Apocalypse now!"
"Bend over, here we come!"