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"Science, common sense or simple decency be damned."

And fuck the plain facts.

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Well, he <i>was</i> a One Term President. And now he's Another Term President. So she was right.

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I think you meant OY:

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Epimenides?

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doc, someday you need to tell us the story of the ponies.

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Lady Mondegreen?

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ALL THE CHOOTS PAH!

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corndogs

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Whatever suit she's in, Marcus will make sure it's winter white. Not bone! Never bone!

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So is your face.

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“If you are a conservative you can never get anything wrong."

That's right - and this sentence is false.

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Ruth's Rainbow Chris.

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Actually, that was me. And I've still gotten lots of shit wrong.

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Florida Fruit Libel!

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From the grave we summon you...

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57 states wasn't humorous, though.

Wingnuts are renowned for their superior sense of humor.

/sheesh

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