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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"Science, common sense or simple decency be damned."

And fuck the plain facts.

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bobbert's avatar

Well, he <i>was</i> a One Term President. And now he's Another Term President. So she was right.

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bobbert's avatar

I think you meant OY:

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bobbert's avatar

Epimenides?

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fuflans's avatar

doc, someday you need to tell us the story of the ponies.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Lady Mondegreen?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

ALL THE CHOOTS PAH!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

corndogs

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

Whatever suit she's in, Marcus will make sure it's winter white. Not bone! Never bone!

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bobbert's avatar

So is your face.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

“If you are a conservative you can never get anything wrong."

That's right - and this sentence is false.

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bobbert's avatar

Ruth's Rainbow Chris.

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bobbert's avatar

Actually, that was me. And I've still gotten lots of shit wrong.

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malsperanza's avatar

Florida Fruit Libel!

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Chris Grrr's avatar

From the grave we summon you...

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Chris Grrr's avatar

57 states wasn't humorous, though.

Wingnuts are renowned for their superior sense of humor.

/sheesh

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