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We should call the Cold Mizer of course, and quickly too.

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I think Madame Derpie mistook a rock of crack for a piece of ice.

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Can you imagine what they would make of that cool frost crystal film that is such a bitch to scrape off your car windows ?

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Dihydrogen monoxide is one of the most hazardous chemicals known to man.

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You don't go to war on science with the thinkers you would want or wish to have. You go to war on science with the South Carolinians you have. And their zippos. And pans. And stoves.

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Ghey socialist islamic man-dog woman-turtle FEMA camp marriage. With healthcare insurance.

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Not since Obama invented the credit default swap back in the 14th century.

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Why, no Sir. I just figured it was your kink.

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The ground, obviously! All that sweet, sweet southron soil.

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Derp is a wonderful thing.

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Well I'm in that mysterious area known as North Georgia and will be pissed if the snow had LSD in it and no one told me. I'd have cleared out the garage fridge and packed the freezer full of snowballs then invited all the Wonkateers over for slushies.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.itsoktobetakei.com\/show" target="_blank">Oh my!</a>

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hey now... not all of us at BSC.

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Don't be silly; water doesn't freeze in the South. (That was the giveaway.)

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My fellow Georgians are once again illustrating the love/hate relationship I have with the state I chose to raise my son after I left Florida. Sigh... out of one teflon frying pan and into another.

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I await this video to be included in the new Bob Jones University interactive CD and book: Atmospheric Sciences and Jesus.

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