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The checks for my health insurance premiums get mailed out of state, so obviously whatever the fuck they say doesn't apply to me.

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Even as we speak, photos of Wally are being posted at all of Canada's border crossings.

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The GOPtards would replace it with nothing whatsoever, which is what they think is the bestest thing possible. Because in a free market, hospitals should be free to auction off their expensive cancer treatments to the highest bidder. And if you're poor, well --- "A kidney is worth a heck of a lot of money, you know ... step into my office and we'll talk about it."

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So you wanna just stop handing out antibiotics and antivirals, and see what happens?

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Does Wally know something us Canucks don't know about our Prime Minster Stephen Harper's plans?

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The mailers and talking point memos (a.k.a. Fox News scripts) were printed up at least a month ago. Kind of how those Chinese factories mysteriously know what to print on those "World/National/State/League Champions" baseball caps, weeks in advance of the World Super Series Bowl Championship Cup Trophy game.

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Ain't it fun? That's why I just had to watch Obama's election results come in on Faux. They were looking so sucker-punched and glassy-eyed, and were so helplessly off-script they could hardly get a coherent sentence put together. My schaden stayed freuded for a week.

I suspect that Rupert Morlock ordered them to get their shit together this time, and that Ailes supplied them with GOP-approved scripts. "They voted it up! Red scripts, everyone! Red scripts! Marcy, you collect all the green ones and shred them. Let's go, people! Gretchen, stop crying, for chrissake! Makeup on stage 2! MAKEUP!!"

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After we re-elect Obama, the first thing we need to do is get the Mass. plan re-badged as "Obamacare 1.0, beta release."

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If Rachel is to believed, the four dissentards would like to drag us back to the 19th Century. Scalia? Clarence is weeping...go suck his dick, will ya?

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Man...I bet lunch breaks at the SC are going to be <i>aaaaawkward</i>