From coast to coast, America is getting plenty of winter weather -- and just in time for winter, too. Weather predicting people say these trends may continue all the way to Christmas. Whether this is a "good thing" or a "bad thing" depends very much on your planned activities for the holidays. For instance, those planning to stay home and drink wine from the bottle while keeping the lights off so the neighbors won't "drop by" with whatever, cookies or something, experts say these people will be least affected by the coming blizzards, mudslides, eclipses and deluges. On the other hand, natural gas explosions and power lines freezing and snapping like toothpicks (or bones?) will turn many apartments and houses into icy graves. Also, Joe Biden called a website a "high tech terrorist" because he is a stupid old fraud who should be flushed down the Delaware sewers.
You can blow, piss and howl all you want this week. All I ask is that you keep the olds who like to scowl and shove their finger in my face while telling me NO ICE in that tomato juice; and the young couples with their babes wrapped in swaddling poop clothes, off my goddamned flight.
and now i do too.
Must be a frozen waterdog!
Dear Mother Nature,
You can blow, piss and howl all you want this week. All I ask is that you keep the olds who like to scowl and shove their finger in my face while telling me NO ICE in that tomato juice; and the young couples with their babes wrapped in swaddling poop clothes, off my goddamned flight.
Love ya, Roscoe