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You're welcome, White America, in the fine tradition of jazz and rock and roll, only the classiest music to be ripped off.

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He knows what to do, but won't tell us until after he's elected President.

Top current Republican candidates approve of that coquettish behavior.

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Really.

Just go. Git along witchew.

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Who was that fucking pansie crying for Paul Ryan? I just can't be a party to that.

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Or at least since the Puerto Rico committeewoman's speech...

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That's one of the W spawn, isn't it?

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Hey did you see the cops lined up like stormtropers in the Tampa streets? They even gave them <a href="http:\/\/i.huffpost.com\/gadgets\/slideshows\/246377\/slide_246377_1448771_free.jpg\?1346285139000" target="_blank">actual brown shirts. </a> Nice touch, Tampa!

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" ... we turned away, closed our eyes, and did nothing."

Uhhh ... that's exactly what you did, moron. Yet another thing we cannot talk about?

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Could be Babs the Younger ... in which case she already knows he's an idiot, and is thinking "Christ, dad, not again!" And that is Henry the K, and his laugh-a-minute wife Nancy.

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I'm afraid this may mean she's the Mystery Guest.

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Yes, and don't he and his wife look like a barrel of fun?

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I hope they've cleaned up the crowd a bit since the primaries, so he doesn't get booed.

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That too is my fear.

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Christ ... did you see the word salad she spewed out about McCain and the "liberal media"? Still crazy after all these years.

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