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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

You're welcome, White America, in the fine tradition of jazz and rock and roll, only the classiest music to be ripped off.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

He knows what to do, but won't tell us until after he's elected President.

Top current Republican candidates approve of that coquettish behavior.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Really.

Just go. Git along witchew.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Who was that fucking pansie crying for Paul Ryan? I just can't be a party to that.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Or at least since the Puerto Rico committeewoman's speech...

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bobbert's avatar

That's one of the W spawn, isn't it?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Hey did you see the cops lined up like stormtropers in the Tampa streets? They even gave them <a href="http:\/\/i.huffpost.com\/gadgets\/slideshows\/246377\/slide_246377_1448771_free.jpg\?1346285139000" target="_blank">actual brown shirts. </a> Nice touch, Tampa!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

" ... we turned away, closed our eyes, and did nothing."

Uhhh ... that's exactly what you did, moron. Yet another thing we cannot talk about?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Could be Babs the Younger ... in which case she already knows he's an idiot, and is thinking "Christ, dad, not again!" And that is Henry the K, and his laugh-a-minute wife Nancy.

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bobbert's avatar

I'm afraid this may mean she's the Mystery Guest.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Yes, and don't he and his wife look like a barrel of fun?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I hope they've cleaned up the crowd a bit since the primaries, so he doesn't get booed.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

That too is my fear.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Christ ... did you see the word salad she spewed out about McCain and the "liberal media"? Still crazy after all these years.

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