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Lefty Mark's avatar

Grades only reflect conformance to the role expectations of the BoE-Education-PTA Industrial Complex, I kept telling myself at one time. They only constitute standards for one kind of (Establishment-approved) student.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Nah, I could never stand those self-congratulatory douchebags. I found a better organization ...

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The term "vaccination" comes from the scientific name for cowpox, Variola vaccinia. Vaccinus is a Latin word meaning "of (or from) the cow." It is similar to the French word for cow, vache. Vaccinia virus is an envelope virus for the poxvirus family.

Pickwick Next, HRH's avatar

I think because Bruce (BRUUUUUUUCCE!!!) told him to fuck off about using his music for campaign purposes. And that Christie had nothing Springsteen could agree with aside from New Jersey residency.

SterWonk's avatar

I think you messed up a tag there, Zippy. ;-)

H0mer0's avatar

akshully, I heard they do torture the mouse by playing with it to death. My ninja cat just farted (now torturing us!)

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

That was my impression also too.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I bailed when I realized my breathless comment about Sean Penn was actually the current article- didn't bother linking cause it's Sunday and I'm lame

It's Just Toomush's avatar

There's nothing new - for what it's worth, here's three untapped source materials: McDonald's The Princess and Curdie (a great sequel to the The Princess and the Goblins); Heinlein's Have Space Suit, Will Travel; and a condensed, non-sucky movie version of Gormenghast....

anwisok's avatar

That is SO full of win, I simply cannot snark on it. Love the cars just kinda, going by, business as usual. I would have HAD to stop.

Mr. Blobfish's avatar

That's different. His doctor gave him those so they're good. The Beatles smoked pot, which is bad.

Mark in the IE's avatar

I'm guessin' Christie has a yooge appetite...

theCryptofishist's avatar

Nancy Reagan was another anti-drug pill popper, also, too.

It's Just Toomush's avatar

I believe he's staying out at the Heartbreak...