Your Weekly Top Ten, Boy I Don't Know

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Dec 08, 2018

HEY-O! Weekly top ten back in town!

So yeah, you might have thought we had abandoned doing your top ten, but it's just that we've missed a few Fridays, which is when we usually write this thing. We moved into a new house last weekend, and then before that it was Thanksgiving and then before that we forget. Our point is that holy shit this week was terrible and crazy and we are pretty sure by the time you read this we will be hibernating. (Except we have two Christmas parties this weekend and a brunch and ... OK what we are trying to say is that we are very popular.)

Shall we count down the top ten stories? We shall!

Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

10. Let's Talk About The Trump Boys' Psychosexual Issues: A Christmas Nightmare!

9. Really, Neil DeGrasse Tyson?

8. Rudy Giuliani Knows How To Cyber

7. Robert Mueller Just Saying Michael Flynn Sold ALL Y'ALL FUCKERS OUT, OH MY LORD

6. North Carolina Election Fuckery Just Got Fuckier

5. Liz Cheney Knows What You Girls Want, And It Is MORE DICK!

4. The Week In Garbage Men: MGTOWs Declare War On 'Cucked' Dr. Pepper.

3. Does Donald Trump Appeal To Men With Peener Insecurity? NYU Did Science To It!

2. Trump Ruins George H.W. Bush's Funeral, By Sitting Down At It

1. And Now, A Confused U.S. President Wandering Off A Stage He Wasn't Supposed To Leave