Wonkette Toddler is not in New York, we regret to inform you. Oh hey, Wonkers, it is Top Ten time, and we are going to make this even more faster than usual (we ALWAYS say that) because we are in New York right now. Perhaps you have noticed we've been out a few days this month! Part of that is because we always take a bunch of our days in May -- May and September and December, if you want to plan for our absences -- and part of it is because we decided to come to New York this week like a common person who does fancy things like go to New York. But we are still here, during our excursion, typin' at you!