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Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
10. Trump's Blackwater Buddy Erik Prince Recruiting Only The Fanciest Ex-Spies To Narc On Liberal Groups
9. Kansas City Mayor Turned Away After Daylight Voting Heist
8. LOUIE GOHMERT WILL NOT HAVE YEW SCIENCIN' HIS ASPARAGUS ABOUT CORONAVIRUS
7. Watch Out, America, There's THUNDERPENIS IN THE HEARTLAND!
6. Trump Fails To Stop Coronavirus Because He Can't Come Up With Mean Nickname
5. Joe Biden Will Never Be NRA President
2. Helpful Reminder: Trump's CDC Guy Thought AIDS Was 'God's Judgment' For Gay People Existing
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