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Greetings, it is a Saturday in Trump's America, which means the biggest story is that Amy Klobuchar ate a salad with a comb one time and according to some she was a REAL stinker about it. That is definitely for real some important stuff, and that is the end of our thoughts on that! (Maybe that is not the top story. LOL wouldn't know, we write top ten on Fridays!)
Anyway, Editrix is still down in Mexico, as you can see in the pictures of Wonkette Toddler doing Mexico things in this post, and she would like you to know that she IS TOO WORKING and is NOT SECRETLY AT A SANDALS IN JAMAICA EATING BON BONS IN AN OVER-WATER BUNGALOW. (Or is she?????? Nah.)
(OR IS SHE????)
Anyway, it is time to count down the top ten stories! (OR IS IT?) (Nah.) (Oh wait, it is!)
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Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
There you go! Those are good stories!
One more pic, of Donna Rose playing with the awesome toy they keep in the restaurant which means they have gone to this restaurant ALL OF THE TIMES:
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