Your Weekly Top Ten Has More Glamour Shots For The Style File
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OK HI WONKERS WE ARE BUSY because we have a really big weekend of concert festival-ing ahead of us, starting with last night (which is "tonight" for us, since we write this on "Friday"). By the time you read this, we will have already attended CHVRCHES and Dave Matthews Band shows, and also we don't know what else. And if you are the type of person who judges people for going to Dave shows, we are the type of person who literally does not fucking care what you think.
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Ready to count down the top stories? Yes, you are.
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
10. Who's Trump Trying To Get Killed Today? Doctors, Nurses, New Moms Get Your Bulletproof Vests
9. Open Thread: Let's Talk About The False Dmitris!
8. RUSSIA, IF YOU'RE LISTENING ...
7. Let's Mock Jacob Wohl Some More, Because Fuck That Guy
6. Rod Rosenstein Crashes The Plane
5. Oh Nothing, Just The FOX NEWS JUDGE Calling Trump A Fucking Criminal
4. Even Fox News Hates Fox News Now
3. Pack It In Ladies, This Incredible Douche Has Determined That Feminism Has FAILED
2. Mazie Hirono Dickpunches Bill Barr In The Teeth, Doesn't Even Say 'Aloha'
1. Hey Bill Barr! Robert Mueller Is PISSED. You Got Somethin' To Fuckin' Say For Yourself?
Hooray, those are very good stories!
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Welsh mojo. Need to pray to St David for help.
I don't know what sort of strange magic Shy is conjuring up there in Montana, or if there is some other supernatural explanation, but HRH looks like she gets a month older every week. She'll be old enough to vote by the time November 2020 rolls around.