Your Weekly Top Ten Has Vacation Pictures, To Show To Your Face!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

We know what you are thinking. "When did you go on vacation? Didn't you spend like 10 days being boss of us, an experience from which we are still recovering?" Yes, that is true. But your editrix Rebecca and her fambly was on vacation during that time, and they have pictures to show you, like the one above! And the ones below!

But you can't see them unless you count down the top ten stories with us first. So we shall do that!

Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

10. Paul Manafort, You Are GUILTY! GO THE FUCK TO JAIL! 

9. Hey, Remember That Time Obama Busted Up In 'The Celebrity Apprentice' To Murder Bin Laden Right In Trump's Face? 

8. For Only 10 Grand A Year, You Too Can Join 'Weird Mike' Cernovich's Kool Kids Klub! 

7. President Words Brain Knows How Mommy Makes The Turkey, And It Is Called 'Gestation' 

6. GOP Thinks It's Going To Beat Phil Bredesen By ... Shitting On Ben Folds And Jason Isbell? LOL OK 

5. Welcome To Silkwood, Don McGahn 

4. You Losers Know Nothing Of My Epic Takedown Of Dinesh D'Souza, Says Actual Nazi 

3. Michael Cohen, You Are GUILTY! GO THE FUCK TO JAIL (WITH PAUL MANAFORT)! 

2. SEAL Commander Who Killed Bin Laden Invites Trump To Go Suck Some Bone Spurs 

1. No One Saw It Coming: Snake-Handling Pastor Gets Bit By Snake 

So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!

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Let's see ... anything else? NOPE.

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