Your Weekly Top Ten Has Wonkette Kid AND Wonkette Grandbaby Pics!

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You don't care what we have to say here. Wonkette toddler got visited by Wonkette grandbaby and they had fun and can you believe how big Wonkette grandbaby is? She is a full-fledged toddler herself! OK, top ten post.

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Ready to count down the top stories? Yes, you are.

Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

10. Creepy Billionaire Pedophile Jeffrey Epstein Arrested On Sex Trafficking Charges   

9. Demented Trumpist Invents Assault Cane With Which To Bludgeon All The Flag Burners   

8. Ross Perot Dies, May Return After Daughter's Wedding   

7. We Have A Lot Of Nice Things For You People   

6. I Think It Was The Fourth Of July   

5. ZEE TRUMP NAZI ISS VERY ANGRY AT ZEE SOCCER LADY!   

4. Internet Racists Think The Black Little Mermaid Is White Genocide   

3. Megan Rapinoe Spent 24 Hours Drinking Champagne And Punching Conservative Men In The Dick. YAY!   

2. Another Country Called Trump A Dumbass, Can Somebody Please Fetch His Inhaler?   

1. Trump's Single Finger Salute To America 

Those are good stories!

Another kid pic:

OK that's all, go with God, etc.

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