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Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

10. Mommy, Why Are The Never-Trumpers Fighting Like Idiots?   

9. Manafort Judge Probably Loved It A Lot When Lawyers Lied To Her, Don't You Think?   

8. Grab A Big Peener Toilet For Jeff Bezos, Because Turns Out That Thing Is HOLYSHITHUGE   

7. Trump Sticks Dick In Toaster Again With Yet Another NDA Lawsuit   

6. Fox News Too Classy To Air Tucker Carlson Screaming Obscenities At 'Moron' Guest   

5. Leaking Naked Pics Of Your Own Sister And Blaming The Deep State. Baller Move, Bro!   

4. Republican Creeper Claims He Is Being Persecuted By Gay People Who Won't Let Him Persecute Them   

3. IT'S MEATBALL-THIRTY, MOTHERFUCKERS! A Liveblog   

2. Trump Has No Time For A Dog, Because He's Always Busy Tweeting And Pooping And Watching TV And ...    

1. Brett Kavanaugh Just Made Susan Collins A Liar   

There you go! Those are good stories!

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