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Stories chosen by Beyoncé, as per usual:
1. Rod Rosenstein Cannot Even Handle How Stupid Louie Gohmert Is Right Now
2. TFW Devin Nunes Tries To Troll LeBron James But Just Ends Up Dunking On Himself
3. Hey Donald Trump Is Your Refrigerator Running? BETTER GO CATCH IT LOLOLOLOLOL!
4. Your Holiday Science Movie List, Bitches!
5. What Are You Bringing To The 4th Of July Democrat Civil War Potluck?
6. Deleted Comments: Donald Trump Gave Up Everything To Save Us. Why Aren't You Grateful?
7. The Family That Scams Together ...
8. House GOP Russia Cover-Up Is Endangering Peoples' Lives. Is That Bad?
9. Grab Some Kleenex And Let's Watch These Speeches From The Families Belong Together Rally
10. Dear Police, Minorities Are Playing Dominoes In Harlem!! Halp Me!
So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!
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