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Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

10. Help Him! Help The Bombardier! Or The Blogger!   

9. Donald Trump Laid 'A TRAP' For Chuck And Nancy. It Was THE GREATEST TRAP.   

8. Don McGahn To Congress: LOCK! ME! UP! LOCK! ME! UP! LOCK! ME! UP!   

7. This House Is GREEEEEN!   

6. At Least Tucker Carlson Still Has His Girlish Laugh   

5. Right-Wing Toadstools All In A Dither About Fran Lebowitz Now   

4. Fox News Idiots React To Pete Buttigieg's Criticism With Measured Calm We've Come To Expect   

3. Alms For The Roger Stone? Alms For The Roger Stone?   

2. What The Fuck Was That?   

1. Do Y'all See What Nancy Pelosi Is Doing Yet? 

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