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Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
10. Help Him! Help The Bombardier! Or The Blogger!
9. Donald Trump Laid 'A TRAP' For Chuck And Nancy. It Was THE GREATEST TRAP.
8. Don McGahn To Congress: LOCK! ME! UP! LOCK! ME! UP! LOCK! ME! UP!
6. At Least Tucker Carlson Still Has His Girlish Laugh
5. Right-Wing Toadstools All In A Dither About Fran Lebowitz Now
4. Fox News Idiots React To Pete Buttigieg's Criticism With Measured Calm We've Come To Expect
3. Alms For The Roger Stone? Alms For The Roger Stone?
1. Do Y'all See What Nancy Pelosi Is Doing Yet?
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Your Weekly Top Ten Is GOODBYE, IT'S A HOLIDAY WEEKEND
Or that Putin would stack the deck? Or that McConnell told Obama if he revealed that, he'd call him a liar? Or Republicans would suppress voting in swing states? Or Comey would call Hillary a crook?
You and Little Nemo...
ETA: If you never have, look at the original comics sometime. They...are psychedelic.