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site needs so many more pics of donna rose it isn't even funny

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And actually chase you up a ladder.

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I was born with fabulous teeth and never had any idea how fortunate I was.

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Well, Trix, I decided to lock the Budget Committee in their meeting room and piped in Glorious Bleater's famous hit speeches, and ya know what? They approved a $25 donation just like that!Of course, there's this whole War Crimes Hearing in The Hague I gotta attend now, anyone know a good lawyer? Does the My Pillow Dude have a passport?

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And sometimes attack your little dog.

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In ten years, her mouth will be more that way, and his stomach will be more that way too, and they'll just continue. Because there are many couples like that, who only go in one direction because of something...something to do with Tiger Beat magazine long ago.

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What's she planning?

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Yes and when they can't escape you they put their noses way down and look at you so shyly and quietly while quite scared, and don't move. I like 'em. Whereas racoons will come in and eat all your food right in front of you.

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She should most def take that thing off

What, what, did I say something wrong?

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Poor 'possum. They are great: they eat ticks and slugs and mind their own business.

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911Becky needs to get a new hobby.

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I'm the one on the right with the fabulous teeth. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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O RLY? Braces changed my life when I was a teen/tween. My teeth were really crooked. Now they are fabulous.

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It was that way up until the early eighties, as I remember. And NOT the 1880's.

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So, in East Texas, is it still true that you can be blonde haired and blue eyed, yet be treated as an African American if it is known that you have one drop of that DNA? Used to be like that. I saw it broken down once to Mulatto, Quadroon, Octoroon, Terceron, Quantroon...

Gotta love that One Drop Rule!

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Indeed. I blame the Marianas Trench.

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