Your Weekly Top Ten Is Not Jealous Of Ivanka Trump
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Wonkette toddler playing with "Woman" OH HI WONKERS. So we wrote a thing on Friday about how Ivanka needs to go fuck herself, and we did it in the form of a PROCLAMATION! We think it's legally binding but we're not sure. Anyway, it is your number one story of the week, because it's going all viral-ish. Most people love it, but some of them think we are JEALOUS of Ivanka, because she has many moneys. That is not true. If we were jealous of rich people, we can think of shitloads of rich people who are nicer and smarter and have better souls than Ivanka, that we could be jealous of.
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Not Jealous Of Ivanka Trump
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Not Jealous Of Ivanka…
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Not Jealous Of Ivanka Trump
Wonkette toddler playing with "Woman" OH HI WONKERS. So we wrote a thing on Friday about how Ivanka needs to go fuck herself, and we did it in the form of a PROCLAMATION! We think it's legally binding but we're not sure. Anyway, it is your number one story of the week, because it's going all viral-ish. Most people love it, but some of them think we are JEALOUS of Ivanka, because she has many moneys. That is not true. If we were jealous of rich people, we can think of shitloads of rich people who are nicer and smarter and have better souls than Ivanka, that we could be jealous of.