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Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

10. Bill Barr Said A Cussy! 

9. The 856,973 Most Perfect Tweets President Stable Genius Sent Today 

8. Oh, ADAM SCHIFF Is The Dirty Ukraine Corruption Moneylaunderer Stealer Man, GOT IT RUDES. 

7. If Your Lady Is Jealous Of 'Alexa,' You Might Want To Run 

6. Rudy Giuliani, Your Bus Awaits 

5. Just When You Thought You Couldn't Respect Bill Barr Any Less 

4. Matt Gaetz Wraps Impeachment Hearing Around Tree 

3. Who Wants To Watch The IG Call Lindsey Graham A IDIOT? We Do, In This Liveblog! 

2. Bombshell: Fox News Hit With Sexual Harassment Lawsuit Wait THAT Can't Be Right! 

1. Insert Clever Impeachment Headline Here. Another Impeachment Hearing Liveblog! 

Those are good stories!

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