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Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
10. Trump Tremendously Impressed With How Many Not-Crimes Trump Guilty Of!
9. I Don't Care What Anyone Says, Do Not Let Gwyneth Paltrow In Your Vagina
8. Here Are Just Some Of The Unbelievably Stupid Things People Believed Last Year
7. The Top Three REAL Reasons Trump Bombed That Iranian General, Plus One We Made Up (ALLEGEDLY)
5. Mitch McConnell Pencilling In John Bolton's Testimony For ... Never, Does Never Work For You?
3. Fox News Judge Just Saying IMPEACH THE MOTHERFUCKER AGAIN!
2. Lindsey Graham Makes Nancy Pelosi An Offer She Definitely Totally Absolutely Can Refuse
1. Put On Your Pretend Shocked Face: Donald Trump (Allegedly) Creeped On A Fox News Lady
Those are good stories!
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