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Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
10. 'Fox & Friends' Just Christ-Shaming Mitt Romney For Loving Jesus Too Much. Totally Normal.
9. Matt Gaetz Too Stupid For Laura Ingraham
8. Montana Republican Very Sure The Constitution Says He Can Murder All The Socialists
7. BREAKING: Steve Bannon Reveals Fox News Is In The Bag For Donald Trump
5. No Impeachment, No Problem! Bolton's Got Leaks FOREVER
4. Oh No All The Nazi Website People Are Getting Laid Off
3. Are We Seriously Going To Accuse Someone Of Rape Based On One Comment On A Shady Gossip Blog?
2. Trump Vows At Prayer Breakfast To Hunt Down Jesus's Real Killers, The Democrats Who Impeached Him
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I've been losing faith in things for years, ever since I bought a Levi's brand belt which disintegrated after a few weeks. I think what is happening is, when the founders or current management of a company sell out, the vultures move in. What is it that Mitt Romney did using Bain? "Private equity investment"?
Executives are no longer interested in building a company for the future; they instead manipulate it to "enhance" the CEO's and Board's personal portfolios.
Pyrex glassware; Levi's jeans; Craftsman tools; Gevalia Coffee Club; Hewlett-Packard; simple plumbing and wiring in new houses; just off the top of my head.
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