Your Weekly Top Ten Is Still Tired From Liveblogging Peter Strzok

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Howdy, it is the weekend, and we are still ZZZZZZZ from liveblogging Peter Strzok Out With His Cock Out for 10 solid hours. Appropriately, that is the top story of the week! Shall we do this top ten countdown even faster than ever before so we can all go back to bed? WE SHALL.

Stories chosen by Beyoncé, as per usual:

1. Peter Strzok Is A Fucking Badass. Let's Liveblog His All-Day Testimony! 

2. Just Look At This Asshole: Trump Official's Wife So Sad She Can't Use Racial Slurs 

3. Michael Avenatti Can Tortiously Interfere With Us Anytime, Wait What Are We Talking About? 

4. Look At These Dumb 'Jeopardy' Stupidheads Who Can't Even Say Answers Right 

5. Another Day, Another Batshit Rally With President Fuck-Bonkers 

6. Jim Jordan Having Hard Time Pretending He Didn't Know Those Kids Got Molested 

7. 'Denaturalization Task Force' Bad News, Even If It Does Deport Melanie 

8. Judge Gives Paul Manafort Justice He RICHLY DESERVES 

9. Oh Hey, Trump! We Found The Collusion! It Was Right In Front Of Our Faces This Whole Time! 

10. Chicago Protesters Close Major Highway. Sorry, Not Sorry. 

So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!

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